So it's Friday night and I am stuck in what is known as, The Shopper Fantasy. Every person who wants to fantasize about going to the Caribbean calls to chat about places they can never hope to afford. I just got this one woman on the phone who tells me about all the places she wants to go. She clearly knows nothing about anything because she gets all the names of the Islands and the Resorts wrong. I am barely breathing trying not to laugh.
-I love Belitz = Belize
-I have always wanted to see Santa Lucious = St. Lucia
-How much to you know about the St. John's Club in Anti-gwwwa? = St. James's Club Antigua (U is SILENT)
-What is the best place to trip line= Zip line
-Can my family do that thing where you ride a banana= Banana boat ride
-I have always wanted to Travel to Tortilla in the US Virgin Islands.= Tortola in the British Islands.

This is the start to my weekend. Every week. If it were not so entertaining, I would go mad. You just cannot make this stuff up!
Happy Weekend to all of my precious readers. I thank you for wasting 5 minutes of your day on my crazy life experiences. DB