This is a quickie for my first post, it happened today.
Caller: I want to go to the islands
me: Ok, any particular one in mind?
Caller: (I swear this is word for word) Which ones have the least number of black people?
Me: Sir, the West Indies are 90% people of color. There are no islands as you request.
Caller: I didn't say I wanted to go India, I want to go to an Island.
Me: the West Indies are the Caribbean Islands. They have no relation to India.
Caller: so where can I go what will have more whites?
Me: I would cannot help you with your request, sir.
Caller:Well, who can?
Me: I don't know. But we cannot fufill a request of this type. We sell great resorts but none of them have what you are looking for.
Caller: Well you know what I mean about less blacks, don't you?
Me: Why do I sound white?
Caller: of course you do.
Me: well, I'm not....
(dial tone)
That felt great!!!!!!! -Racist asshole!