A list of some of the more ridiculous questions I receive repeatedly. These are all legit, I am very sad to say. I am way more sane than I have any right to be.
1. (4 star resort) Do you have towels in the rooms or do I have to pack my own?
2. (355 rooms over 154 acres, 5 pools, not traveling for a month) How far is my room from the pool?
3. Does the conditioner that some free in the room the contain wax?
4. How do I play golf if you have no golf course?
5. It says on your site that you have tennis courts. Are your balls free? (I swear, I get this at least once a week)
6. (405 rooms at the resort) How can I find out how many people will be staying at the hotel while I am there. I don't like crowds.
7. Can I get a seat next to the US Marshall on the plane?
8. How can I contact the manager of the resort? I want him to know who I am when I arrive. (I get this at least once a week and is usually a 70+ woman from the NY area.)
9. Can we swim in the ocean and walk on the beach any time of day or night or do they close it at certain hours? (this might almost sound legit but how does one close 3/4 of a mile of open beach? It is not Jersey Shore, it's an island!)
10. Can you see the ocean from the Beachfront rooms?
11. Does someone tell the pilot to fly faster if I have a short connection time to my next flight?
12. If I wanted some special treatments at the Spa that are not listed on the menu, who do I ask?
13. Do you allow topless sunbathing at the Kids pool?
14. Is your beach very sandy?
15. Are there fish in the water off your beach? I don't swim with fish.
All true, all asked to me and likely thousands of Travel Professionals throughout the world, often. You just cannot make this stuff up!
DB
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